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CYSTOSCOPY by ~Mecoiy:iconMecoiy:

Categories Digital Art > Mixed Media > People

©2009 ~Mecoiy
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L-o-v-e Line~

Jonathan: When I went to mortuary college, I went to a clinc because I had this rash and of course the doctor-
Doc Drew: Scabies?
Jonathan: It wasn't scabies, it was just a rash- I was allergic to my own sweat for some reason-.
Doc Drew: And they thought it was sifilis?
Jonathan: They thought it was sifilis.
Doc Drew: When it gets on your palms they always think something-
Jonathan: It was palms and everything. They walked me into this room with about 20 interns- made me drop my pants and they proceed to run pipecleaners down it and this big steel thing with a blade on the end of it and they took actual *motions with hands* flesh-
Doc Drew: Biopsies?
Jonathan: Biopsies.
Doc Drew: Oh in the urethra!
Jonathan: *groan*...
Doc Drew: Oh you had a CYSTOSCOPY- oh my god.
Jonathan: *shudders* Ohh~...Dude that was horrible.
Doc Drew: That is bad times. Then when they take it all out it feels like your peeing fire for about 3 days-
Jonathan: Horrible...
Doc Drew: Horrible, yeah.
Jonathan: It was horrible.


Poor Jon. *pets*

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~BoneMarrowDead Jul 11, 2009, 2:40:15 PM
ahahaha! I love it!

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~Mecoiy Jul 11, 2009, 2:50:33 PM
8D Thanks!

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'Lying only works if you convince yourself it's true.'
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~DawnKuwabara Jul 11, 2009, 3:23:05 PM
:XD: That was pretty funny.

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HIT 'EM WIT DA HENNESSAAAAY :dummy:
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~DEADClouds Jul 11, 2009, 5:12:10 PM
Oh god, I'd rip my guts out and hope I died fast enough before something like that would happen.
XD

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~Your-My-Medication Jul 11, 2009, 6:38:28 PM
omg poor Jon! DDD':

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~ZeeCrazayHobo Jul 11, 2009, 9:06:19 PM
Haha, poor guy. <3

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"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd." ~ James Crook

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~Mecoiy Jul 11, 2009, 9:07:19 PM
8[ His poor peepee...

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╪-> = HIV
'Lying only works if you convince yourself it's true.'
KoЯn FЯЭAK

" The only time a woman tells the truth is when she is silent." - Dastan (Prince of Persia.)
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~ZeeCrazayHobo Jul 11, 2009, 9:15:56 PM
I know, he's always hurting it somehow. Like that one time he was about to...well, make some nice loving to Deven and he missed and hit her knee and came blood for a while afterward. :O

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"A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd." ~ James Crook

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~Mecoiy Jul 11, 2009, 9:20:48 PM
!?!??! What the hell?! When was this?! xDDDDD

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╪-> = HIV
'Lying only works if you convince yourself it's true.'
KoЯn FЯЭAK

" The only time a woman tells the truth is when she is silent." - Dastan (Prince of Persia.)
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